This toilet is disgusting. There's piss all over the floor.

[among the list of elixir ingredients][…]Of piss and egg-shells

O Jove, a beastly fault! And then another fault in the semblance of a fowl; think on ’t, Jove; a foul fault! When gods have hot backs, what shall poor men do? For me, I am here a W…

When I got home I found a drunk pissing in my doorway.